Fook me, I've been to every home match since we signed him and don't recall hearing that one

. Must just come out for away games!





Oh well, back to the drawing board..............



PS. My version's far better

lol he's not that fit!

From the lass who fancies Richie Myler?!?

love this but have not heard it before, lets make sure it gets a couple of airings at the Huds game!

What was Holdsworth problem at the end of the game now coming over to clap the fans? He just walked of and didnt even bother coming over to us.

lol i have googled this dan holdsworth lad and RM is much nicer!

Once bitten, twice shy??

Just being reading the "Holdsworth to HKR" thread and thought this needed resurrecting. There are some cracking efforts on here (and some terrible but highly amusing ones

) which I think need airing over the next few home games. As easy to remember as the "Dan Holdsworth woah, woah" chant is I think we can do better. Also we needs choons for a load of players who don't appear (and I may be wrong on this) to have one. (Jewitt, Swain, Sidlow, Broughton)



A couple of my latest lame efforts.................



"Oh Luke Swain I bet you think this song is about you,

Oh Luke Swain I bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you"

(You're so vain)



"You're not Dr Who, you're not Dr Who,

You're not Dr, you're not Dr, you're not Dr Who"

(Matty Smith)





And yes, I have half an hour to kill before my long bus journey to footie training tonight

To the tune of Jean Genie by Bowie



Ray Cashmere, he runs and he off loads

Ray Cashmere, his big hits will break your bones

He’s a big man, you'll be left on the ground

Ray Cashmere, when he knocks you down, knocks you dowwwwn!



First effort but more to come, lets just hope I haven’t peaked!

How about do 1 off scarlet turkey get back on Wire's forum and lick his ass there thanks.

We appreciate your opinion but quite rightly it wasnt wanted.





and Guys not heard this cashmere one, might have to remember and get it going again shall we since he's injured bit of encouragement i suppose will be nice his way.

To the tune of going down by stone roses



Cashmere hits you up the middle

Sidlow hits you from left

Big Phil hits you from the right side

Swaine makes sure theres nothing left

Ring a ding ding ding your going down

(you wont come round)



Tell me when you want me to stop!