Talking of corporate freebies, I'm at Leinster v Leicester as a guest of the Leinster commercial director in Dublin on Saturday, and Derby County v Leeds Utd as a guest of the Derby financial director on Tuesday.



I love a prawn sandwich me.

Take note Harrigan. This is a pro at work.

I was invited to the Grand National as a guest of a company which I won't mention.



I turned it down because I'm a grumpy t[iw[/iat, I couldn't be a[ir[/ised, and I'd rather watch the KR match. Although I did make up better reasons than that.

Mr Kipling?

No, I'd have been there like a shot if it were Kipling. He does do exceedingly good corporate functions.

Brrrap.

Teach him well.

To quote the motto of a long-dormant ancient society:



"To pay is to fail"

Im not off on a corporate do though am I





Im talking into a mic.

Good luck with that one...it wont happen, best to put on an irish accent and slip the barman a few quid to put it on a portable in the corner...trust me





then prepare yourselves for the locals wandering past on their way to the bog and spending a few minutes staring at the only TV which has 1 viewer in the whole pub, before shaking their head and realising its not GAA or yawnion and complaining about the ammount of english sport being shown in his local.

Literally and figuratively in this case

You really are confused which Hull club is which aren't you?