Agreed, it would be great to talk like Malcolm for a day - to see people cowering behind filing cabinet cabinets and literally running to keep out of my way

You know him personally?

Just watching Steven King’s Kingdom Hospital – 4 episodes in and it is proper weird, there’s a bloke in a coma, a dead girl and a giant anteater. If it doesn’t start making at least a bit of sense soon I think I’ll ditch it.

You're just not trying hard enough, what bit of the above don't you understand ?

I didn't get Trinity, the recent ITV2 series but still watched it

Or even a car I could afford to put the petrol in !!!

Heres a bloke who probably watched and believed everything he saw on Top Gear [urlhttp://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/Slight-hitch-as-bridegroom-prangs.5847980.jp[/url



The numbknuts doesn't even know how it happened, "I was driving it to the wedding when the back end skipped out while I was going around the roundabout."



Repeat

"The back end skipped out"



You were driving too fooking fast you fekkwit !!!

I could never take it seriously as it aired so close to 'Darkplace'.

Leroy Rivett taught him to drive apparently.

It was fitted with "launch control", which the guy obviously took litteraly.



I remember being picked up by my mate and his Dad at Newton Abbott station (he lived near Totnes and I was visiting for a week in the summer hols), his Dad then started to explain the accident my mate had had in Newton Abbott in his car. He showed me where the car had "innexplicably" lost steering and in a desperte effort to avoid another car, had bumped over a bollard. I looked at my mate with a quizzical expression. He kicked me under the seat, and made that facial expression that we all recognise as "shut the F*** up - don't even think of saying what you are about to say". The true story (which I knew) was that my mate had tanked around the corner at 65, compeltely lost it, smashed through a bollard....on his way towards, and through the window of McDonalds. I also knew he had been charged with (and was later convicted of ) dangerous driving.

I think he had a Big Mac and a coke.

Another Skins like TV programme. Eastenders are bringing in some young hip trashy kids in aswell. Skins has defo started a trend of ty copy cat programmes.