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I need someone to explain that film to me, it was the biggest anti-climax since Bradley Clyde...

It appears that some men on here are very confused about which TV programmes they should be watching, let me clarify things a little for you...



1. If its on TV between the hours of 6.30pm and 9pm, take care



2. If its a half hour programme involving "normal" family life that focuses on one street or a square or a district then beware



3. If its a programme that is serialised and on TV several times in the week then you are on dangerous ground



4. If it is repeated at the weekend on a subsiduary channel en bloc for several hours then you are definitely not meant to see it.



Make a note of this four point checklist, if the TV programme that you are complaining of ticks any two of those four boxes then you are watching WOMENS PROGRAMMES, programming that is neither designed nor intended for you to watch, programming that is of no interest to men whatsoever and its about time you woke up and realised that 6.30pm to 9pm is womens time on the TV - go and do something in your shed, brew some beer, clean your paintbrushes, build a balsa wood Cessna plane, then come back inside for a cup of tea and a sit down at 9pm, when the mens programmes start.

CSI

NCIS

CSI Miami

NCIS New York

CSI Benidorm

NCIS Bristol

CSI magaluf

NCIS Loughborough

CSA

DFS

DHSS



They are all SH*T

I'd concur with the Michael Macintyre & Mighty Boosh.



Would also agree with X-factor and I'm a celebrity. Anyone over the age of 12 who willingly watches these should be denied the right to breed for the sake of the human gene pool.



Also agree about soaps. What's the point? I saw a Coronation Street the other day and its just become an anachronistic pastiche of itself. Annie Walker must be spinning in her grave.



Definitely disagree regarding League of Gentlemen. Especially series 3.

Gavin and Stacey. Its like someone has written a sitcom but forgotten the jokes. The two blokes that are on it are a pair of......

If that is true then it is very good news indeed

Any TV programme that requires viewers to vote, especially on Sat night



Sky Sports News. When are they going to rename it "Sky Sports Football with 5 minutes of other sports at 5 minutes to the hour"



The One Show



Loose Women.



Songs of Praise. It's just church Karaoke

How dare you!! Im a celeb and X factor are the best viewing on tv at the moment

I get reality TV shows, but I don't enjoy them.



Love League of gentlemen, and the Office.



Little britain was mildly amusing at first, but haven't come up with any decent new ideas in 5 years.



Only seen the mighty boosh 1 time, and didn't bother, though have seen Noel on a few panel shows and he's been quite funny.



I actually like McIntryre and Jimmy Carr, although I can see why some people don't.



That new impressions show on BBC is shocking. Some of the voices are ok, but the situations are very weak, and not funny.



I enjoy panel shows, but am not deluded enough to think its all off the cuff.

I actually like NCIS and it's spin off enjoy bones and lie to me but apart from Rugby league and the SAA painting programes try and avoid any other TV at all

Tell me more.